We are very comfortable making that statement and stand behind it in our Stretch Supreme Cotton five pockets pants. If you don't agree then return them no questions asked.

We Make The Most Comfortable Pants.

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House Of Fleming

Fitting, local pick up, and purchase now available in atlanta at

House Of Fleming

We stand very comfortably in and behind our five pocket pants every day, looking and feeling great in the stretch supreme cotton that we innovated and milled for ultimate comfort anywhere, any season, and anytime. The Modern classic "007" fit is equipped with antimicrobial pocketing that removes 99.9% of pathogens* from your hands and phones, and pant construction that helps prevent game-killing diaper butt that most pants get after five washings. Walking confidently in your new favorite pants will put an instant smile on your face. If not, return them for a full refund.

Five Pocket Pant Perfection

Put Instant Smile On Face

Break the cylcle of reinfection and transmission in your pockets. Every fiber in our pocket fabric has thousands of its own tiny hook fibers that clean like crazy. They are positively charged and bond electrostaticly with ecoli and other crap you want removed from your hands and phone. That electrostatic force and grip remove and lock pathogens away until washing, breaking the cycle of hand reinfection and transmission.

Turn Your Pockets Into Your CDC.

Fitting, local pick up, and purchase now available in atlanta at

House Of Fleming

We stand very comfortably in and behind our five pocket pants every day, looking and feeling great in the stretch supreme cotton that we innovated and milled for ultimate comfort anywhere, any season, and anytime. The Modern classic "007" fit is equipped with antimicrobial pocketing that removes 99.9% of pathogens* from your hands and phones, and pant construction that helps prevent game-killing diaper butt that most pants get after five washings. Walking confidently in your new favorite pants will put an instant smile on your face. If not, return them for a full refund.

Five Pocket Pant Perfection

Put Instant Smile On Face

Break the cylcle of reinfection and transmission in your pockets. Every fiber in our pocket fabric has thousands of its own tiny hook fibers that clean like crazy. They are positively charged and bond electrostaticly with ecoli and other crap you want removed from your hands and phone. That electrostatic force and grip remove and lock pathogens away until washing, breaking the cycle of hand reinfection and transmission.

Turn Your Pockets Into Your CDC.

Stretch Supreme Cotton 5 Pocket Pants

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Testimonials From Real Humans

"I really love these pants! Your site is weird"

"I thought the pocket thing might be b***s**t, but they're actually amazing."

"Got my pants. Love em and haven't even washed them yet."

"Makes living with an immune disorder a little easier."

"Your pants made their Paris debut tonight. sorry I'm so fat."

Quality & Value Transcend Time

Transcend Time In Pants

Every fiber in our pocket fabric has thousands of its own tiny hook shaped fibers that are the perfect size for grabbing pathogens. And they have a positive electric charge, creating an electrostatic magnet-like effect that strengthens the removal and grip and locks pathogens away until washing; helping break the cycle of hand reinfection and transmission.

How Our Pockets Protect You From Pathogens

Microfiber Lab Test Results

We stand very comfortably in and behind our five pocket pants every day, looking and feeling great in the stretch supreme cotton that we innovated and milled for ultimate comfort anywhere, any season, and anytime. The Modern classic "007" fit is equipped with antimicrobial pocketing that removes 99.9% of pathogens* from your hands and phones, and pant construction that helps prevent game-killing diaper butt that most pants get after five washings. Walking confidently in your new favorite pants will put an instant smile on your face. If not, return them for a full refund.

Five Pocket Pant Perfection