98.5% of our 5-Pocket Pants that have been handled have been sold. 80% of those were purchased without trying them on. A couple of those people exchanged them. And, now they're happy.
Our Stretch Supreme Cotton is designed and milled to weave seamlessly into all of life. There's really nothing you can do in a gym short, cocktail attire, or golf pants, or most pants, that you can't do in our 5 Pocket Pants. You might wear them all the time, literally, always looking good and ready for your next thing.
Pants For Life
We stand very comfortably in and behind our five pocket pants every day, looking and feeling great in the stretch supreme cotton that we innovated and milled for ultimate comfort anywhere, any season, and anytime. The Modern classic "007" fit is equipped with antimicrobial pocketing that removes 99.9% of pathogens* from your hands and phones, and pant construction that helps prevent game-killing diaper butt that most pants get after five washings. Walking confidently in your new favorite pants will put an instant smile on your face. If not, return them for a full refund.
Five Pocket Pant Perfection
Put Instant Smile On FaceHelp Break the cylcle of reinfection and transmission in your pockets. Every fiber in our pocket fabric has thousands of its own tiny hook fibers that clean like crazy. They are positively charged and bond electrostaticly with ecoli and other crap you want removed from your hands and phone. That electrostatic force and grip remove and lock pathogens away until washing, helping break the cycle of hand reinfection and transmission.
Your Pockets Remove Pathogens
Some Kind Words
"Your pants made their Paris debut tonight. sorry I'm so fat." -J.Raulet
"They're super comforable and I'll wear them a lot. Thx!!" - D.Watson
"Got my pants yesterday! Love Them! Will order more! Thank you!" - J.Warren
"I thought the pocket thing might be b***s**t, but they're actually amazing." - A.VanWinkle
"Got my pants. Love em and haven't even washed them yet." - J.Clifton
"I have four pair of them now. They are awesome." -R.Gray
Always judge A Pant by its Pockets.
Put your hands in your pockets and feel the fabric. You might find that you have never noticed how crappy they feel.
We haven’t found a pair of mens five pocket pants that don’t have crappy pocketing fabric.
Most brands cheat on the pocketing. Even luxury brands.
We spent years of investment and work into developing and patenting our pocketing to create the ideal place to put your $1500 smartphone, glasses, air pods and precious hands, and keep them smudge-free and germ-free.
But, most importantly our pockets feel incredible. Maybe too incredible. Think baby seal belly soft.
We don’t see the point in sewing a $0.35 pocket into a $200 pant. Instead, we use fabric that is nicer than most luxury pant fabric to give our superior $135 pant even more value, utility, style and comfort.
The same investment, effort and care that go into our pocketing is the same that goes into the whole of every pair of pants we ship.
So, before you purchase another pair of pants, put your hands in the pockets and you will come to a common verdict.
Your pants suck.
Quality & Value Transcend Time
We are veteran luxury apparel designers and manufactures.
We are committed to earning loyal customers.
We make batch inventories, sell them out, get feedback, innovate and repeat.
Our almost-no marketing approach allows us to deliver premium quality at median prices.
Our goal is to achieve and maintain peerless quality and value, one product at a time.
And time is merely a human construct based on the law of harmonic motion, which Supreme Stretch Cotton 5 Pocket Pants transcend on any occassion.
