We are very comfortable making that statement and stand behind it in our Stretch Supreme Cotton five pockets pants. If you don't agree then return them no questions asked.

Fit & Finish
We've worn and surmised maybe every five pocket pant and come up with something better. We're into coming up with better.
We innovated and milled our own stretch supreme cotton fabric for unquestionable comfort, fit and form with just the right measure of stretch and structure.
The form is classically modern with perfectly apportioned space for your junk, and the style pairs well with a t-shirt, blazer, polo, or dress shirt. These are anywhere, anytime, any occasion go-to favorites - ideal for golf, streetball, dinner or napping on the couch.
The durable lint-free microfiber cleaning pockets surpass the quality of most luxury pant leg fabrics.
Our over the top pocketing is lens-safe optical cleaning and has a luscious hand-feel, while keeping smartphones and eyewear smudge-free and 99.9% germ-free.
Testimonials From Real Humans
"I really love these pants! Your site is weird"
"I thought the pocket thing might be b***s**t, but they're actually amazing."
"Got my pants. Love em and haven't even washed them yet."
"Makes living with an immune disorder a little easier."

"Your pants made their Paris debut tonight. sorry I'm so fat."
Bonne mine! Beau pantalon!
Quality & Value Transcend Time
We are veteran luxury apparel designers and manufactures.
We are committed to earning loyal customers.
We make batch inventories, sell them out, get feedback, innovate and repeat.
Our almost-no marketing approach allows us to deliver premium quality at median prices.
Our goal is to achieve and maintain peerless quality and value, one product at a time.
And time is merely a human construct based on the law of harmonic motion, which Supreme Stretch Cotton 5 Pocket Pants transcend on any occassion.

Microfiber Lab Test Results
Our microfiber pocketing material was tested against fiive major pathogens for removal rates.
Staphylococcus aureas: 99.9%
Klebsiella pneumoniae: 99.9%
Escherichia coli: 99.9%
Salmonella typhimurium: 99.9%
Pseudomonas aeruginosa: 99.9%
You can remove microbes from your kitchen and bathroom with microfiber without solvents.
Microfiber removes and locks away the pathogens from your hands and phone, until you wash your pants.
