98.5% of our 5-Pocket Pants that have been handled have been sold. 80% of those were purchased without trying them on. A couple of those people exchanged them. And, now they're happy.

Some Kind Words

"Your pants made their Paris debut tonight. sorry I'm so fat." -J.Raulet
"They're super comforable and I'll wear them a lot. Thx!!" - D.Watson
"Got my pants yesterday! Love Them! Will order more! Thank you!" - J.Warren
"I thought the pocket thing might be b***s**t, but they're actually amazing." - A.VanWinkle
"Got my pants. Love em and haven't even washed them yet." - J.Clifton
"I have four pair of them now. They are awesome." -R.Gray
Always judge A Pant by its Pockets.
Put your hands in your pockets and feel the fabric. You might find that you have never noticed how crappy they feel.
We haven’t found a pair of mens five pocket pants that don’t have crappy pocketing fabric.
Most brands cheat on the pocketing. Even luxury brands.
We spent years of investment and work into developing and patenting our pocketing to create the ideal place to put your $1500 smartphone, glasses, air pods and precious hands, and keep them smudge-free and germ-free.
But, most importantly our pockets feel incredible. Maybe too incredible. Think baby seal belly soft.
We don’t see the point in sewing a $0.35 pocket into a $200 pant. Instead, we use fabric that is nicer than most luxury pant fabric to give our superior $135 pant even more value, utility, style and comfort.
The same investment, effort and care that go into our pocketing is the same that goes into the whole of every pair of pants we ship.
So, before you purchase another pair of pants, put your hands in the pockets and you will come to a common verdict.
Your pants suck.

Quality & Value Transcend Time
We are veteran luxury apparel designers and manufactures.
We are committed to earning loyal customers.
We make batch inventories, sell them out, get feedback, innovate and repeat.
Our almost-no marketing approach allows us to deliver premium quality at median prices.
Our goal is to achieve and maintain peerless quality and value, one product at a time.
And time is merely a human construct based on the law of harmonic motion, which Supreme Stretch Cotton 5 Pocket Pants transcend on any occassion.
